BREAKING: Local Man Fails Witch Blood Test, Immediately Starts Googling “Can You Study Instead?” SALEM, MA — A local man hoping to become “the real […]
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The Moon Hexing TikTok Witches Back
GLOBAL ORBIT, NIGHT SKY — In a reversal that astronomers are calling “poetically inevitable” and occult observers are calling “you absolutely asked for this,” the […]